Airport security jokes

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.