Airport security jokes

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.