What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11 but airport security got him.
