Transportation jokes
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What's up with airline food?
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."