How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Transportation Jokes
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
