Transportation jokes
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.