Transportation jokes
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.