Transportation jokes
I go beep like a Jeep.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!