Transportation jokes
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Memes
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.