Transportation jokes
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Memes
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"