Transportation jokes
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Memes
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.