Transportation jokes
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Memes
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."