Transportation jokes
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.