What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What is a bus 🚌?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
