Transportation jokes
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
I go beep like a Jeep.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.