Transportation jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Memes
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?