Transportation jokes
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.