Transportation jokes
Yeeeeeeeet!
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
787 bowing.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)