Transportation jokes

"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.

If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"

A Ford?

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter side.

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired.

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

You know what I told my little brother plane?

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?