I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Barking to Tooting
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" is playing on words. "Barking" and "Tooting" are real places on the London Underground, but they're also sounds a dog and a trumpet make. Get it? You probably don't since you think jokes about dog farts are peak comedy, you uncultured swine.
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