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Barking to Tooting

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I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

Categories

  • Dog
  • Trumpet
  • Animal
  • Transportation
  • City
  • Weekend

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" is playing on words. "Barking" and "Tooting" are real places on the London Underground, but they're also sounds a dog and a trumpet make. Get it? You probably don't since you think jokes about dog farts are peak comedy, you uncultured swine.

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