Transportation jokes
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
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I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.