Transportation jokes
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Memes
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.