What is a car that runs and can't?
What is your car's name?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
Kart! (DYM 151)
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
