Transportation jokes
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
787 bowing.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.