Transportation jokes
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
787 bowing.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."