Transportation jokes
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??