Transportation jokes
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.