Why did the chicken cross the road?
Transportation Jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldnβt start.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why couldnβt the midget ride the bus?
He canβt slam dunk his bus fare!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
