Transportation jokes
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
What is the bus?
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?