Transportation jokes
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
Memes
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.