Transportation jokes
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Out in new whip
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."