Transportation jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
😮💨 KAREN
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.