Transportation jokes
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.