Transportation jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Memes
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."