I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
