Transportation jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Memes
Yeeeeeeeet!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.