Transportation jokes
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
Woman can't drive.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.