Transportation jokes
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Memes
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Woman can't drive.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!