Transportation jokes
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Memes
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Woman can't drive.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.