Transportation jokes

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.

If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?

Because he lost his balance!

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!

Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?

He was hit by a train.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.

Woman can't drive.

What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP

I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.

What's Yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of dead babies.

Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.