When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
