Transportation jokes

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.

If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?

He was hit by a train.

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!

Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?

Because he lost his balance!

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.

Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.

What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.

I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.

Woman can't drive.

What is a dog that you can drive?

A big doggy car.

Me: Let's go to Randy's.

Friend: There's no Randy's.

Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Why is my plane delayed?

Because someone hit the Sears Tower.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.