Transportation jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
oh well there goes another one
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.