Transportation jokes
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
I love bus jokes.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
I hate airplanes!
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.