Transportation jokes

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What do you call a train full of gum?

A chew chew train.

The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.

Twin Towers: "No, it won't."

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

The convoy truckers are a joke.

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.

I go beep like a Jeep.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?