My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Transportation Jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
I go beep like a Jeep.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I love bus jokes.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
