Transportation jokes
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Memes
Out in new whip
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.