Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Memes
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.