Transportation jokes

What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?

A plane wingless.

What do you call a train that stalls?

The little engine that couldn't!

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.

He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!

What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?

Plane pizza.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the airport.

How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

Because it was “two tired”!

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.