Transportation jokes
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Out in new whip
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.