Transportation jokes
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.