Transportation jokes
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.