Transportation jokes
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
None of these jokes really took off.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.