Transportation jokes
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What’s big and black on the road?
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.