Transportation jokes
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What is your car's name?
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.