What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
KSI driving ability.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
