Transportation jokes
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*