Transportation jokes
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
You live in the airport.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!