Transportation jokes
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.