Transportation jokes
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Memes
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Floor on the road?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.