Transportation jokes
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
All these jokes are all plane.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.