Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What's up with airline food?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
