Transportation jokes

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

How does a train sneeze?

It goes, "A-choo choo!"

You live in the airport.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.