Transportation jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Fuck teslas
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"