Transportation jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
I go beep like a Jeep.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"