Transportation jokes
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Memes
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].