Transportation jokes
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
KSI driving ability.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.