Transportation jokes
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
I love jokes about buses.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Yeeeeeeeet!
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.