Transportation jokes
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.