Transportation jokes
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
I go beep like a Jeep.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.