Transportation jokes
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
KSI driving ability.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.