Transportation jokes
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.