Transportation jokes
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.