Transportation jokes

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

Why did the chickens cross the road?

To get to KFC.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?

Why was the computer late for work?

He had a hard drive.

What’s big and black on the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What's yellow but can't swim?

A bus full of children.

Why did the child drop their ice cream?

They got hit by a bus.

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.

Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A: A bus full of children.

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

'Cause it was two tired!

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.