Transportation jokes
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.