Transportation jokes
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car? IHOP
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Floor on the road?
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.