Transportation jokes
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
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Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What’s big and black on the road?
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.