Transportation jokes
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What’s big and black on the road?
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.