Transportation jokes
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Memes
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What’s big and black on the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.