Transportation jokes
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.