Transportation jokes
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.