Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
I like trains.
*train hits him*
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.