Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!