What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
