Transportation jokes
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.