Transportation jokes
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!