Transportation jokes
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
What is the bus?
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!