Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
