Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Transportation Jokes
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
