Transportation jokes
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
You live in the airport.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.