Transportation jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
riding (DYM 145).
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Woman can't drive.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.