Plush Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Toilet Plunger

Anonymous · 8 years ago

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?

They both jump in the toilet!

Butt Plug

Mr Big Fart · 5 years ago

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.

Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.

Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.

Toy

Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

FUMO

A plush toy with blue hair and a blue dress is sitting on a stone surface with a body of water and a bridge in the background. The plush has a slight smirk and a red bow.

Ball

TittyTot · 4 years ago

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Fluff

Farquaad · 4 years ago

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

Petal

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Petal

Kuromi

Cupツ · 2 years ago

:> Kuromi

A white Kuromi plushie with a white hood and a skull in the center.

Toy

Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

A plush toy of a character with red eyes and a red and white hat is placed inside a clear plastic bottle. The bottle is on a brown wooden surface, next to white headphones and other objects.

Meme

The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

Only some understand this meme

The image shows a room with a bed, desk, wardrobe, and several windows. A large plush cow toy sits on the floor, and a small bird toy is perched on the cow's head.

Emotion

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A plush rat wearing a chef's hat and apron is holding a wooden spoon. The text on the image reads "hey guys what emotion does this image make you feel?", and there are two chat replies: "lust" and "anyone else".

Plush toy

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

Welp

Plush toy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A strange-looking plush toy with a pale, round face, small eyes, a tiny teal nose, rosy cheeks, and a wide, toothy grin. Its body is fuzzy and green, resembling a caterpillar or a creature in a onesie, with bunny-like ears and small human-like hands. The toy is sitting on an orange seat, possibly on public transport, with blurry figures in the background.

Chess

what’s dudeese · 5 months ago

A large blue, orange, and yellow toy blaster lies on a carpeted floor next to a small, white and purple plush toy with large, bulging googly eyes. Above them, text reads: "Chess secret ending."

Cat

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

My cat Whimsy!

A close-up shot of a plush toy cat with sparkly, colorful fur and big, pink eyes. It's sitting on a black surface, and there's a blurry background with a bookshelf and a TV.

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A white duck is next to a white plush toy duck with a green hat.

Ben

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

ben

A plush toy of a dog character, Ben, with a tan, fluffy body, big brown nose, and brown paw prints on its feet.

Hole

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A photo shows a grey F-35 fighter jet plush toy sitting on a white surface. Text overlay says "Buy f-35 plush". Below the image is a screenshot of a TikTok comment section showing a single comment from a user: "Does it have hole on the rear? like engine?"

Mom

Anonymous · 9 months ago

your mom when you are late for school

A purple plush bunny with a red bowtie, which is the character Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's, is holding a realistic human hand that is pointing a silver handgun directly at the viewer. The background is a solid dark blue.

Bathroom

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 4 months ago

A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.

Doll

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A top-down view of six pastel-colored plush dolls, known as Labubu dolls, arranged on a light wooden surface. The dolls have various facial expressions, including smiles, closed eyes, and mischievous grins. An overlay text reads, "I hate this genre of people." Below the image, a comment from 'benkelemete8' is visible, stating, "Y'all low-key sleeping on Labubu porn."