Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.