Bob the builder.
Worst Jokes Ever
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade.
John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it, they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is," handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
