Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.