Worst Jokes Ever
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.