Worst Jokes Ever
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Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why did the octopus đ beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why Iâm digging in our garden.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Fßhrer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Why canât baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.