Worst Jokes Ever
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."