Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Worst Jokes Ever
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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