Worst Jokes Ever

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: Elephino.

Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.

It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.

Get your mind together!

Why did the orphan start crying?

Because his apple found a home in his stomach.

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

What is the favorite game of an emo?

Hangman.

"Like if u cry everytime."

789.

The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."

The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.