Worst Jokes Ever
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I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Chode.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
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What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!