Worst Jokes Ever
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Lol, I have no life :)
When you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove, but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.