Worst Jokes Ever
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.