Worst Jokes Ever
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.