Worst Jokes Ever
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.