Worst Jokes Ever
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"