Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the octopus đ beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
If at first you donât succeed... then skydiving definitely isnât for you.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. Theyâre appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girlâs mom says, âDear, he doesnât seem to be a very nice boy.â
âOh, please, Mom!â says the daughter. âIf he wasnât nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?â
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why canât baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.