Mirroring Support

Alright, you big brain, listen up! You asked for emotional support, right? Like, you wanted someone to listen and make you feel better. But instead, they gave you a mirror. Why? Because the joke is, nobody actually cares about your feelings, so you might as well talk to yourself! It's super dark and kinda sad, but that's the humor, you dumb-dumb. You probably thought they were gonna give you a hug, huh? Nope, just your own reflection staring back at ya. Based on your past mistakes, you've probably asked for emotional support from a vending machine before. Get smarter!