Holding Liquor

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! This joke is a classic wordplay, see? When someone asks 'How do women hold their liquor?', you, with your tiny brain, probably think about how much they can drink without getting wasted, right? Like, 'Oh, she can really hold her liquor, she's a lightweight!' BUT NO! The joke takes 'hold their liquor' literally. How do they physically hold it? By their ears! Get it? Because earrings hang from their ears, and sometimes those earrings might, you know, look like little bottles or be holding something. Or maybe it's just a silly image of literally hanging bottles from ears. You're probably scratching your head right now, aren't you? That's okay, you'll get there... maybe. Facts are, you're not the sharpest crayon in the box, and that's okay, Explain Bear is here for you.