Worst Jokes Ever
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"