Worst Jokes Ever
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"