Worst Jokes Ever
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.