Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What did I do with the internet?
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.