Worst Jokes Ever
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What’s big and black on the road?
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
I make baby mush.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.