Worst Jokes Ever
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Eat cockroaches.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!