Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Toes for hoes.
