Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Hey daddy *winky face*
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.