Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Hey daddy *winky face*
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Ballz!
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What's 6 plus 7?
67.