Worst Jokes Ever
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.