Worst Jokes Ever
North Korea?
Why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
You're gay.
If you read this.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Nessie is dying.