Worst Jokes Ever
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:
1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.