Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
I like zebras.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!