Worst Jokes Ever
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!