Worst Jokes Ever
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
School.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.