Worst Jokes Ever
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
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Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Did you know that water is wet?
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!