Worst Jokes Ever
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
My ex.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Just cum.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.