Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
The Pig's Gift
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny 'cause the kid is being a smart aleck to the teacher. The kid gives the answers to what we get FROM the animal instead of saying WHAT the animal IS. But when the teacher asks about the pig, the kid says "homework" 'cause teachers are pigs who give a lot of homework. See? Okay, now go back to eating paste.
poop
you copie much?