Worst Jokes Ever
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Your mom #69.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
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Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"