Worst Jokes Ever
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
When I walk to school, I fart.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.