Worst Jokes Ever

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

What's worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

What do you call a racist crow?

Jim.

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.

What's an orphan's favorite flower?

Self-raising flour.

Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!

You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

I like zebras.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!