Worst Jokes Ever
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.