Worst Jokes Ever
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!