Worst Jokes Ever
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Your mum isn't home.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆