Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.