My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Worst Jokes Ever
I can't stand disability jokes.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
Cocomelon.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My love life.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
