Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
I did a good job of being home from school.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.