Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Aha!
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.