Worst Jokes Ever
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
I like balls.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.