Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"
Me: "Nope."
Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."
Me: "You never said \"love\"".
Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"
Me: "Frick no."
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
*Watches sad movie with family*
Everyone else: *Crying*
Sister: How aren't you crying?
Me: I have no tears left to cry...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.