Worst Jokes Ever
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
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Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
The only joke here is the topic.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."