Worst Jokes Ever
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
The only joke here is the topic.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.