Worst Jokes Ever
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.