Worst Jokes Ever
I have sex.
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
I have a girlfriend.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!