Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.