Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Aha!
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."