Worst Jokes Ever
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Humanity.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
Because he has holes in his feet.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."