Worst Jokes Ever
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"
Me: "Nope."
Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."
Me: "You never said \"love\"".
Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"
Me: "Frick no."
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.