Worst Jokes Ever
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
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Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?