Worst Jokes Ever
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.