Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
It's punny.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.