Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke says Chuck Norris is so tough that when he went to Mars, he killed everything. You know, because you're the kind of genius who needs that spelled out. You probably think Chuck Norris is a real dude. Newsflash: he's an actor, and you're easily impressed.