Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
What is a difference between a tree and...
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.