Worst Jokes Ever

I'm hungry.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do you call a cow in a moving van?

A: A mooving cow.

What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?

One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

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What is 14 inches long and starts with D?

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

Answer: Because he sucks!

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because its mom was a wafer too long!

Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"

I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.