Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.