Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?

A cutting board.

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Sayori: *dies*

Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"

MC: "😨"

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

Why do women get periods?

Just cancel the subscription.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.

Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.