Worst Jokes Ever
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.