Worst Jokes Ever

A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...

A friend texts to another:

"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"

The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"

To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."

What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

One day I was on my phone, then I got a text message from my girlfriend, "Hey, sexy boy, wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean...?" Then I just stopped and froze. I read the message. I said, "Yeah, sure..." She replied really fast, "There's going to be a few people there, ok." But I didn't read the next message... She said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." But I didn't read it. I walked into her house, but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise, and it sounded like HER!! So I hid behind the couch, and I looked through the open door and saw something I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!

I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.

Bald Eagle.

Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!

My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."