Worst Jokes Ever
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Sun.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"