Worst Jokes Ever
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.