Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
My joke is:
My life.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!