Military Discharge

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, you thinkin' 'bout the military, huh? Well, it's like this: Imagine waitin' for your favorite thing – maybe it's chowing down on a honey bun. Each day feels like forever, right? But, just like waitin' for that sweet, sweet taste, every day you serve in the military gets you closer to freedom. And let me tell ya, the closer you get, the sweeter it feels. Word of advice, get some brains.