Worst Jokes Ever

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

Stranger: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Stranger: Not your parents.

What do you call Yakub with no eyes?

No eyes Yakub.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.