Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?