Worst Jokes Ever
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Sun.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.