Worst Jokes Ever
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Did you hear about the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well, the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Ali-A
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Gay.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"