Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Uranus is a gas giant.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
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Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.