Worst Jokes Ever

What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?

Satisfying.

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!

Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Answer: Tequila

I give props to pedophiles.

They always go slow in the school zones.

What kind of jeans do you wear to church?

Holy jeans!

Why can't America play chess?

They're missing two towers.

So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.

What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?

"ERROR"

Why does the Sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer balls, two for under a buck!

Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?

She was hit by a bus.

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

Gun control...

A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.