Worst Jokes Ever
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Feminism.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!