Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
#takemebacksophie
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!