Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.