Worst Jokes Ever
Joke.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Potato.
I'm gay.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My cock, lmao.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.