Worst Jokes Ever
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.