Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.