A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Slow Robbery
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, numbskull. The joke is funny because snails are slow. So when the turtle says it "happened so fast," it's unexpected and funny because snails are known for being the opposite of fast. It's like saying a bear is good at hide-and-seek; it just doesn't make sense, and that's the joke! And for the record, you smell like unwashed berries.