Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
Amish Water Skiing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, ya dummy. You think the Amish be havin' them fancy motorboats? Nah, they're rollin' old school with horse power, literally. If they try to water ski, the horse gonna sink faster than your brain comprehendin' this joke.
damn
first joke ever???
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
It’s the first joke on this website