What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse’s butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
Why don’t the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone…
Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Why don’t Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power