Amish

Amish Jokes

Hand

What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

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  • Potato

    Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

    Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

    Democrat

    I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

    So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”