Amish jokes

Electricity.

What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

American: How do you use a PC?

Amish: We use a potato.

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.