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What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse’s butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.

Why don’t the Amish water ski?

The horses would drown.

American:How Do You Use A Pc

Amish:We Use A Potato

Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone… Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato


Why don’t Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

I go balls deep in your mum with no power