Amish jokes

Electricity.

What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?

An Amish Mechanic.

American: How do you use a PC?

Amish: We use a potato.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.

Your AMAMA.

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!