Electricity.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
