Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."