Worst Jokes Ever
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What did the cow say?
Moo!