Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
