What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Worst Jokes Ever
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
