Worst Jokes Ever
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Hi, I'm cool.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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