Worst Jokes Ever

Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

What did the rope say to my depressed ass?

~ Hey, you wanna hang?

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?

Family restaurants.

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.

You dirty-minded bastard!

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?

Answer: alive.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

I had sex with my boss's daughter.

I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.

What do you call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas.