Worst Jokes Ever
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
My mom was 19 when she was pregnant with me, My mom was 39 when she was pregnant by me!!!
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.