Worst Jokes Ever
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!