Worst Jokes Ever
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
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American Communist Lawyers Union.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest