Worst Jokes Ever

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids.

I went to a seafood shop.

I pulled a muscle.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.

Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?

Because he didn't want to see the bill.

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A trombone.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

What touches kids and is made out of plastic?

Michael Jackson, hee hee!

What do you call a flat emo kid?

A cutting board.

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.

What's an orphan's most hated show?

The Fosters.