Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
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A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...