They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Preemptive Murder
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the person thinks they're being all smart and proactive by killing Dave, who they suspect is a murderer. But guess what, genius? They just admitted to murder themselves! You're probably the kinda guy that wears socks with sandals. Based.