Clarinet jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?