Clarinet jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Clarissa is here with us.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
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